one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
I can’t handle nicki coming out and performing flawless with bey it’s like seeing a lioness and a tiger laying by a freshwater oasis and you know your ass should run because it’s dangerous they’ll maul you but you just can’t look away
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue